I bought a beautiful knife today. It's a beautiful ivory color with the portrait of a sitting cheetah and then engraved steel cornering. It's pretty, I like it. I mean...I have a knife from Italy now. I feel like a badass.
Hi, Mrs. Ramsey! Thank you so much; that's very sweet of you.
Oh, just to clarify: Jess and I aren't dating. You can rest easy knowing your daughter will, in fact, not be spending the rest of her life with a freak!
Sorry Jessica and Chris, I get confused with you young people....in the 8th grade where I spend much of my life, the kids "go out" but they don't go anywhere together. The older young folks "go out" but they don't "date". Frankly, I'm glad I'm married. It's a jungle out there. My apologies to the both of you for my unfortunate choice of words.
AWESOME. Will you cut me with it??!!
ReplyDeleteDuh. That will be the first thing I do after we pet giraffes!
ReplyDeleteOh lord, she's dating a cutter...Mercy Mercy Me ...ah...things ain't what they used to be...oh..oh...I like your drawings, Chris, btw. :)
ReplyDeleteHi, Mrs. Ramsey! Thank you so much; that's very sweet of you.
ReplyDeleteOh, just to clarify: Jess and I aren't dating. You can rest easy knowing your daughter will, in fact, not be spending the rest of her life with a freak!
Oh Lord, mom. I don't even know what to do with either of you two crazy folks. Only ONE of you gets a spanking--not telling which.
ReplyDeleteBut since I'm DATING Chris, I guess it'd be appropriate if it were him.
Right, Chris?
PS-I like your drawings too, can I have another comic including the adventures of tofu or ron?
Sorry Jessica and Chris, I get confused with you young people....in the 8th grade where I spend much of my life, the kids "go out" but they don't go anywhere together. The older young folks "go out" but they don't "date". Frankly, I'm glad I'm married. It's a jungle out there. My apologies to the both of you for my unfortunate choice of words.
ReplyDeleteHaha--no need to apologize at all!
ReplyDeleteNo worries, it's all good!
ReplyDeleteBut...I'll take that massage...
muhaha!